Funny Tweet About Falling Into the Toilet

120 Hilarious Tweets That Are Guaranteed to Make You Grin

It's amazing how much hilarity you can cram into just 280 characters.

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Precious cargo

Me, anytime I see someone with a dog in a stroller: What's wrong with your baby? —@prufrockluvsong

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Can I check this bag?

I wonder who decided to call it "emotional baggage" and not "griefcase." —@will_dareal

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Word nerd

If you try to correct my grammar, I will think fewer of you. —@thesammyhannah

If that hit your funny bone, you'll love these clever grammar jokes.

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Let's get physical

"I'm not working out with a mask on" is my new favourite excuse for skipping exercise. —@thecatwhisprer

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Retail therapy

Me: I'm sad and directionless.
My brain: Buy stuff.
Me: No! Listen, I need a purpose.
My brain: Did you say a purchase? —@pant_leg

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Rise and shine

Them: What inspires you to get out of bed every day?
Me: My bladder, mostly. —@lhlodder

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It's a keeper

One thing no one ever talks about: how much time you debate whether you should keep a cardboard box because it's, like, a really good box. —@madameanthro

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It's inevitable

At a certain point in every man's life, he begins collecting random screws in an old coffee can. —@mommajessiec

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Yee-harrrrgh!

Someone in my Norwegian class didn't know the word for "cowboys," so they called them "American horse pirates." —@socactussoowl

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Playing it cool

My best acting work to date? It has to be yesterday, when I realized I was walking in the wrong direction, so I pretended to get a text message that changed everything and forced me to turn around and walk the other way. —@orangepaulp

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Speak up

Spider: Why are you terrified by me?
Me: Well, the reasons I once had have all now been replaced by the fact that you can talk. —@thealexnevil

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The dog days

The pandemic has turned us all into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We're told "no" if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides. —@dogownersuk

Don't miss this collection of the funniest dog memes on the Internet!

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Feats of strength

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So, in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist. —@emmamanzini

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Let's get paranoid

Nobody's thinking about that weird thing you said. They're thinking about a different weird thing you said that you didn't even notice. —@deadeyebrakeman

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The tank's empty

I just made my last car payment. I mean, I still owe a lot, but I'm just not paying anymore. —@brentterhune

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Is this covered?

The dentist just asked me to open up and now I can't stop crying. —@momjeansplease

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Move along

I saved a lot of money on a home security system by hanging a picture of my paycheque on the front door. —@tbone7219

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Too talented

Dolly Parton writing "I Will Always Love You" and "Jolene" in the same day is mind-blowing. It would be like if Da Vinci finished the Mona Lisa, then turned around in the same day and wrote "Jolene." —@wenzlerpowers

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Cold comfort

I wouldn't mind living in a haunted house. Cold spot in the room? That sounds like a great place to chill the wine or to stand when I'm hot flashing. —@Lisabug74

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Vatt do you mean?

Me: I'm going to make one of those diagrams that uses circles.
Dracula: Venn?
Me: Probably tomorrow. —@fro_vo

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Fudging the numbers

Just did my own taxes. So should be in jail by Friday. —@yellowbonemama

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Inventing the soul patch

Friend: You missed a spot.
Guy: I don't care. —@donttouchjames

These bad dad jokes from Twitter will make you LOL!

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Think literary

The opposite of formaldehyde is casual­dejekyll. —@Browtweaten

Here are more Halloween jokes worth memorizing!

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Right on schedule

Me: I'm going to sleep in today.
The 500 birds outside my window: Lol. —@GroovyTasia

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That's An Order!

Might as well go ahead and get in the pond if you're going to keep acting like a silly goose! —@lowendfury

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Silent Partners

The absolute worst-spelled word in the English language is "queue." Q was killing it on its own and someone was just like, "Hey, what if he had four useless teammates?" – @randypaint

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Cinematic Experience

I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I just like eating candy in a dark room where no one's allowed to talk to me. —@ caraweinberger

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Injuries by Age

Age 5: I jumped off a swing.
Age 21: I jumped off a bar table.
Age 38: Sleeping. I hurt myself while I was sleeping. —@ AbbyHasIssues

These funny sleep jokes will have you laughing in bed!

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Leg Day

It's been six months since I joined the gym and no progress. I'm going there in person tomorrow to see what's really going on. —@ _CakeBawse

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The Body is a Cheap Apartment

I'm becoming the landlord of my own body by refusing to fix anything wrong with it. —@ i_zzzzzz

Don't miss these funny tweets about food!

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Stressful Singing

I love seeing people panic at karaoke when they realize how long and repetitive their song is. It's like their eyes are asking, "Will I be singing 'My Sharona' forever?" —@ isabelzawtun

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Brutal Honesty

Him: I think we should see other people.
Me: I disagree. I think we should break up and both be alone. —@ ginnyhogan_

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False Advertising

The ads for women's shower products always say things like "Lock in your moisture" and "Rejuvenate your pores." Meanwhile, men's ads are just like "Smell like hammer, you idiot." —@ MNateShyamalan

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Feline Instinct

It's unfair to say that Scar murdered Mufasa in The Lion King. Cats just have a natural need to knock things off ledges. —@ PatsATweetin

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Free Wheeling

Always remember: you can do a cartwheel whenever and wherever you want. —@ charstarlene

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A Complete Misunderstanding

Debt collector: You have an outstanding bill.

Me: Aw, thank you! —@abbieexansxo

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Life is Unfair

Me: Can I have a turn in the hedge now?
Hedgehog: No. —@abbieevansxo

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True Love Waits

"If you love something, set it free." –Me, spending money
—@alyssalimp

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I'll Be There for You

"I'm not here to make friends." –The creator of Friends, who originally wanted to make a different show. —@yoyorobot

If you want to bring your A-game to trivia night, here are some pop culture facts to keep in mind.

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Worst Nightmare

You: We all attract what we fear.
Me: I am absolutely terrified of 10 billion dollars. —@leokolade

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True Story

Mind-blowing literary fact: all non-fiction books take place in the same shared universe. —@osutein

These true crime books are so chilling, you shouldn't read them at night!

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No Such Thing?

Not to brag, but I happen to be the reason why the yoga instructor stopped saying "There's no such thing as a stupid question." —@hellohappy_time

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Confidence Boost

If you're ever feeling down on yourself, just remember how in 2018, when I hosted Thanksgiving for my family, I told them to park in the wrong spot and every single person's car got towed. —@dxxnya

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WebMD

One of my favourite games to play is "Is my headache from dehydration, caffeine withdrawal, lack of proper nutrition, my ponytail, stress, sleep deprivation, not wearing my glasses or a brain tumour?" —@pmilbs_

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The Truth About Dating

Dating is just somebody revealing the grosser parts of themselves little by little until you say "Okay, that's enough" or "Okay, this forever." —@AmySilverberg

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But First, Coffee

Me, before coffee:
Ugh, why is everyone shouting?
Me, after coffee: Okay, yes, I do see the fire now. —@rica_bee

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Modern Romance

I moved in with my girlfriend after one year. Some people say we're rushing in, but we're both so in love with saving $900 a month. —@mondaypunday

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Night Owls

My friend and I were driving home the other night at what felt like well past midnight, but the clock said 8:36 p.m. If that doesn't sum up being in your 40s, I don't know what does. —@letmestart

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Cheer Up

"'I hate being half bike, half-motorcycle," he moped. —@SkinnerSteven

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Truly Irate

Me: What makes you angry?
Pirate: When someone steals my p. —@tweetpotato314

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Do We Have Your Attention?

Accordion to research, nine out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random instruments. —@peachesanscream

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Plans For Expansion

Cowboy: This town ain't big enough for the both of us.
City Planner: No, this is just the mock-up. The actual town will be much bigger. —@theandrewnadeau

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That Time of Year

Winter is just me asking my body, "Hey, are you sick?" and my body answering, "Maybe!" —@jpbrammer

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Location, Location, Location

The fact that my balcony isn't facing the street makes it nice and quiet but also makes my speeches to the people rather ineffective. —@Chicksrule

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Canon Copy Edited

Writer: The Wizard of Oz
Editor: Oz's Wizard —@Ben_rosen

These hilarious work jokes will help you get through the week.

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Now We're Cooking

Wife [on the phone]: Did you preheat the oven like I asked?
Me: Yep.
Wife: What temperature did you set it to?
Me: 534
Wife: That's the clock
Me:
Wife:
Me: 535 —@Iwearaonesie

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A Whole Latte Laughs

Me: Honey, it's really muggy out today.
Wife: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving you.
Me: *Sips coffee from bowl* —@Mynameisntdave

If that made you grin, you'll love these ridiculous coffee puns.

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Chase Your Dreams

If you want happiness for an hour, take a nap. —@Planet_Irony

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Now That's a Reveal

Me: My wife is having a baby.
Colleague: Oh my God, do you know what it is?
Me: It's a person, but smaller. —@Keetpotato

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We All Get Our 15 Minutes of Fame

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term "one-hit wonder" came up with any other phrases. —@Humurous1liners

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Those Were the Days

Would love for one second of my adult life to feel as amped as I did as a child knowing I had five bucks to spend at the Scholastic Book Fair. — @Kristen_arnett

These funny Monday jokes will help you make it through the week.

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Anything Goes

The airport is a lawless place. Seven a.m.? Drink a beer. Tired? Sleep on the floor. Hungry? Chips now cost $17. — @Alyssalimp

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Hmm… Let Me Get Back to You on That

You never realize how boring you are until someone asks you what you do for fun. —@Thefunnyteeng

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It's Called Problem Solving

I just found out my mum didn't know how to set the clock on her new microwave. So she stayed up until midnight and then plugged it in. —@Giftedrascal

Everyone can relate to these funny tweets about technology.

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All the LOLs

Woke up this morning and the alarm clock was laughing at me… Then realized it was upside down and the time was 7:07. —@Pembdave

These hilarious golf jokes are better than a hole-in-one.

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He's Not Wrong

"It's five o'clock somewhere," I say as I leave work at 9 a.m. —@Michaelsmartguy

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Time is Relative

If I tell you I'm five minutes away and you believe me, that is your own personal problem. —@Heysar4h

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Fairweather Friend

I hate when babies start acting like everything's brand new. It's me. I just saw you last week and we were best friends. Don't do this to me." —@Stfubryann

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Modern Malaise

My aunt got a Google Home for Christmas and she already had an Amazon Alexa. Recently we were messing around with the new device and asked, "Okay, Google, what do you think of Alexa?"

It answered, "I like her blue light." From across the room, Alexa turned on and said, "Thanks."

I'm scared. —@Allisoncalhoun1

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Criminally Fabulous

The police just came to my house. They explained to me that someone had sent them photos of my car. They were worried, as blond hair was sticking out the back. The policeman then asked me to open my trunk, so I did. Their grisly discovery? My clip-in weave. —@Megalexandrax

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Elephant's Memory

My co-worker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota in 1973. He didn't try going back to it for 30 years, but when he finally did, the moment he stepped in someone yelled, "Get the hell out of here, Dennis." That's probably my favourite story ever. —@Bmangall20

These funny family stories will have you laughing out loud!

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Diminishing Returns

My girlfriend has started calling my hair "the economy" because it's begun showing strong signs of a recession. —@realHamOnWry

You won't be able to unsee these funny stock photos!

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Stay Positive

Me: I have to be honest, Steve. I'm a motivational speaker, not a flight instructor.
Steve: WHAT? I CAN'T LAND THIS PLANE!
Me: Not with that attitude you can't. —@Reverend_Scott

Comedians reveal their favourite jokes ever!

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Is There An App For That?

I asked my daughter if she'd seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad. The fly didn't stand a chance. —@DTWillingham

You won't believe these mind-blowing facts.

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Well Read

I used to know a girl called Paige Turner. I could read her like a book. —@MOSHK_88

Keep laughing with thesefunny examples of irony in real life.

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The Carpet Says…

I'm just sick of people walking all over me. —@chrisdowning

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Serial Stalker

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the thousands of pictures you have of them sleeping? —@laurajaylovette

Brighten your day with these funny animal pictures!

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Exhausted Bunch

Q: Why was King Arthur's army too tired to fight?
A: It had too many sleepless knights. —@Dadsaysjokes

Test your history chops with these hilarious history jokes.

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Funny and Freaky

If you need something to pass time on a plane, over the course of the flight, slowly and silently apply an entire face of clown makeup. —@bridger_w

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Winning Strategy

Everyone, everyone, hold up. I have an idea. What if we all stand BACK from the luggage carousel and only step forward if you actually see your bag? —Andrew Chang, news anchor

These are the things you should never say to flight attendants.

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Sweet Dreams Get Crushed

I heard my husband scream "NOOOOOO!" from across the house and ran to see if he was okay. I discovered him watching that video of the raccoon who tries to "wash" his cotton candy and then appears visibly upset when it dissolves in the water. —@TheOutli3R

We dare you not to smile while looking at these adorable pictures of baby animals.

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Wrecking Ball

Just saw an article about an "easy at-home workout" you can do in your living room with a kettlebell, which sounds like a fun way to break everything in my apartment. —Raina Douris, radio host

Check out 20 more clean jokes that are safe for any occasion.

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Don't Try This at Home

I saw a sign that said "falling rocks," so I tried and it doesn't. —@ElleOhHell

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Theory of Evolution

Personally I think giraffes grew those necks because they really wanted to be alone. —Sandra Newman, author

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Know-it-All

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. But teach a man to fish and he'll be like, "Um, actually, I know how to fish, I'll show you." And you'll wish you had your old fish so you could throw it at him. —Aparna Nancherla, comedian

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Dream Team

If Natalie Portman dated Jacques Cousteau, they would win celebrity-couple nicknaming forever with "Portmanteau." —Bryan Donaldson, TV writer

We bet you didn't know these historical figures were related!

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A Perfect Hybrid

If I had to come up with a slogan for raccoons it'd definitely be, "Dogs and hands, together at last." —Merritt K., podcaster

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Sorry, Couldn't Hear You

Store clerk: Ma'am, you're not allowed to try out the earplugs before you buy them.
Me: What? —@ElleOhHell

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A Bit Too Clever

Someone came into the library where I work and asked me if we had a book about Pavlov's dog and Schrödinger's cat. I said it rang a bell but I wasn't sure if it was there or not. —@localnotail

These funny dog cartoons are sure to make you chuckle.

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To Seal One's Wait

Do people who line up at the gate before their flight starts boarding also stand next to the toilet 20 minutes before they even have to pee? —@joshgondelman

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Power Naps

My body: WHAT DO WE WANT?
My brain: SLEEP!
My body: WHEN DO WE WANT IT?
My brain: AT EITHER 2 p.m. OR 3 p.m. NO OTHER TIME.
My body: No, that's not—
My brain: WE ARE UNWILLING TO COMPROMISE. —@keelyflaherty

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I Make My Own Rules

Proud to announce my dream of becoming a criminal lawyer is halfway complete! Just working on the lawyer part now. —@sabrinahamiddd

We've rounded up the funniest lawyer jokes ever.

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Crucial Details

Just remember, when the jury is deciding between premeditated murder and manslaughter… it's the thought that counts. —@C00LpenNAME

Check out these LOL-worthy wedding jokes about marriage!

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Undercover

Saw a police officer dressed as a pilot today and thought it was weird. Then I realized he must be one of those "plane clothes cops." —@Tmoney68

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Keep it Tidy

You can tell which inmates were involved in organized crime because their cells are much neater than the other prisoners. —@mstern68

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Forensic Files

Whenever I watch Forensic Files and realize I've already seen the episode, I get so mad I could poison someone in small amounts every day for six months. —Jeremy Rowley, Comedian

Check out these true stories of the world's dumbest criminals.

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Know Your Rights

Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you're not being arrested? —Evan Kessler, Comedian

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Mystery Guest

If you pay me $50, I'll show up to your funeral but stand really far away, holding a black umbrella regardless of the weather, so people think you died with a dark and interesting secret. —Dana Schwartz, Writer

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Nature Works in Mysterious Ways

How is it that unicorns are fake but giraffes are real? Like, what's more believable: a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40-foot neck? —@_kylebrownlee

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Sharing Is Caring

"Bro, you want this pamphlet?"
"Brochure." —@SkinnerSteven

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Important Parenting Advice

Don't name your baby James. Name him Jame. He is one Jame. —@ohheyohhihello

These relatable parenting tweets will make you laugh out loud.

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Is There a Cure For That?

I went to the doctor and he said, "You've got hypochondria." I said, "Not that as well!" —Tim Vine, comedian

Check out our funniest doctor jokes of all time.

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Tips, Please

What are some cures for insomnia that do not involve drinking less caffeine and alcohol, or turning off your phone and computer, or getting exercise or meditating or reducing stress in any way? —Bess Kalb, TV Writer

Our editors have rounded up the funniest jokes in Reader's Digest history.

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The Rest is Unwritten

Broken pencils are pointless. —@BreakingHunt

Every science nerd will appreciate these physics jokes.

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Questionable Trends

You either die a hero or live long enough to see wide-legged jeans come back into style multiple times. —Adam Sternbergh, writer

Here are 75 more hilarious birthday jokes to help you find the funny side of getting another year older.

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Getting to the Root of the Problem

Me: This town ain't big enough…
Gunslinger: Yeah, yeah, for the two of us.
Me: No, I mean in general. There isn't enough infrastructure to support the population.
Gunslinger: You know what? You're right.
[We begin urban planning.] —@ThugRaccoons

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But Where?

Me, in hell: I was told there would be a "special" place for me? —Alice Wetterlund, comedian

Do you often have trouble making it to the punchline? Check out these short jokes anyone can remember!

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Search History: A Window to the Soul

My most recent Google searches are as follows:
"DIY wine opener"
"How to pour wine after breaking the cork"
"How to store wine without cork"
"How long is open wine good for"
"Why do dogs walk funny with shoes on" —@fratulez

These DIY jokes are sure to bring down the house!

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Kitty's Got Claws

Dressed the neighbour's cat in a superhero costume so that when it went home they'd wonder, "Is my cat fighting crime?" —@AimeeHelene1

If you enjoyed these hilarious tweets, be sure to check out our roundup of the best Canadian jokes of all time.

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